Running

[While deciding if we would run while on vacation]

Scott: How do you run? I don't know if you could keep up with me.

Me: I run like a velociraptor.

Scott: What?

[Insert demonstration where I jog in place with my wrists awkwardly bent down making little velociraptor claws.]

Scott: Yeah, we're not running together.

Side note: At least I don't run like Phoebe.